Sunday 29 March 2015

THE PROS AND CONS OF SELF PUBLISHING

It's like a labyrinth. You think you've found your way through and then you take a wrong turn and you're lost again.

What am I talking about?

Getting published.

Honestly, writing the flipping novels is the easy bit. Deciding what to do with them is proving far more troublesome.

Yesterday I went to an event where a bunch of Literary Agents talked to a room of aspiring writers about how to get bag yourself an agent. They told us how important it is to have someone fighting your corner, about the deals that they have won for their clients. It all sounded great.

Then they told us what to put in our pitch letter, how to write a blurb, what to put in a synopsis. The sound of scratching pens filled the room as everyone made notes frantically.

Then questions.

'So how many unsolicited submissions do you get a week?'

'About 200 a week which I have to read in my spare time as I am too busy servicing my existing clients during the day.'

'When was the last time you took on a new writer?'

'Hmmm. Let me think.... Eighteen months ago? Two years maybe?'

It's hardly encouraging is it? I'd say my chances of being picked up that way are ludicrously small. My books are not bestsellers. You're never going to trip over a pile of them on the way to catch your plane. They are mildly compelling, would pass a train journey pleasantly enough but they are never going to win the Man Booker.

And even if you get a fabled agent to represent you, they still have to convince the publisher....

So you could go the other way, publish it yourself. It's all out there waiting for you at the click of a mouse. Simple steps to creating your own ebooks and paper books. Loads of people do it, some of them very successfully.

But this brings me back to the question that has been whirling round my mind for the last five years.

How do you know if your stuff is good enough to publish? I can't bear the idea of publishing myself and risking the whiff of desperation seeping into my pages. If my work isn't ready yet, I'll just keep writing until it is. There's no rush. But at the same time what if it's not bad.....?

I don't know what to do. Do I spend months and months trying to hook an agent or do I have a go by myself but forever wonder if I'm on a self-indulgent frolic? It shouldn't matter. It doesn't seem to matter to millions of self-publishers across the globe. But it really matters to me....

If anyone out there knows anything about any of this please get in touch with a comment below. I can't just keep writing novels and shutting them in a drawer!





Tuesday 3 March 2015

OPEN SUBMISSIONS

I have released my baby into the big bad world... well, the first 50 pages of it.

Someone kindly told me that Tinder Press, which publishes some of the people that I like to read, is holding an Open Submission period for the first two weeks of March. As long as your book is complete and you're not agented, you can send them the first fifty pages with a synopsis and a short biography. So I did....

Sounds easy doesn't it? Write an email, attach documents, click send. We do it every day of our lives. But it's not easy. It's scary and nerve-wracking and fantastically time-consuming. I could spend forever tinkering with my manuscript, altering, editing, seeing errors that I've missed. I doubt what I've done. I wonder why I'm bothering. I hope I won't hear them laughing from here. But ultimately I just have to let it go.

Then there's the synopsis. Have I made the story sound interesting? Will it catch the imagination, make them read my words? Everyone says writing a good synopsis is very tricky but they don't tell you how to do it. I did my best.

Even the biography was hard! I'm a housewife with no track record and almost no understanding of the industry. Please read my stuff!

The chances of anything coming of it are incredibly small. I can't imagine how many thousands of submissions they will get. But I have to start somewhere and apart from making my heart race and my palms clammy, how wrong can it go?

Watch this space.